Episode #22

Transcripted by Dennis Dunjinman

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PART TWO

The screen remains completely pitch black as Danny is heard groaning.

The screen slowly fades to the top of Danny’s head. Danny has reverted to his usual self and looks very tired.

And…cue entirely different art director. Gotta love how these episodes have a habit of never sticking to one art director for the entire thing. Is it sad I notice these things?

DANNY: Where am I?

Danny gasps as the screen pans out to reveal that Danny has been strapped down to a hospital stretcher. The straps are glowing green as if powered by ghost energy.

Cut to Danny’s face. Danny looks around frantically in an attempt to figure out what’s happened to him.

Cut to Danny’s feet. The screen pans to show the room Danny has been placed in. There doesn’t seem to be anything in the room save for the two doors in front of Danny’s feet and miscellaneous jars and medical tools on a table on the right-hand side of the screen.

Cut to the middle of Danny’s body showing his hands are trapped underneath the straps holding him to the hospital stretcher.

Pan up towards Danny’s face, who realizes his hands are stuck. He suddenly closes his eyes as his struggles to break loose from the stretcher.

A shadow suddenly looms over Danny, who gasps in shock.

BERTRAND: (offscreen) Save it, kid.

Dennis’ video feed had been lost until this point, hence I took over transcribing the little segment for her.

Now we’re clear. Resuming visual.

Close-up on Danny looking up from the foreground. Bertrand floats up over him, pointing down.

BERTRAND: Those restraints are ghost-proof.

Close-up on Bertrand.

BERTRAND: You’re in for the duration.

Cut to Danny, frightened in his pair of glowing green restraint belts, laying on the operation table. He looks to the counter beside him. Pan right to reveal many sharp and jagged objects, including scissors, scalpels, a syringe and a cleaver.

Sharp, pointy sticky things? Check. Don’t worry, Danny. They won’t use them on you.

Cut to the row of sharp, pointy sticky things. The jagged cleaver sparkles.

Cut to Danny’s legs on the bed, restrained. Bertrand, seen from behind, is hovering over them. Bertrand turns away and floats into the foreground, disappearing. Danny sits up straight, shouting.

DANNY: Somebody tell me what’s happening here!

Cut to Danny’s head in the spotlight. His eyes pop open as another spotlight illuminates on the left, then the right. Danny cringes away from the bright right light.

Close-up on Danny, cracking his eyes open to get used to all the extra light.

Cut to a soft-focus of a black, shadowy ghost among many bright lights. As the lights go into focus, it is revealed to be Spectra in her black form.

SPECTRA: Allow me.

Zoom out to show a terrified Danny looking up at Spectra from the bed.

Cut to some spotlights as Spectra floats up into the shot.

SPECTRA: You know how we therapists love to (clenches one fist) talk it all out.

And yet you didn’t talk to anybody in here about anything. Strange. Clearly as they all are sick, they also are all miserable, and you’d relish that.

Cut to Danny, his head on the pillow. Zoom in and rotate.

DANNY: (whispering) Spectra?

Cut to the outside of the hospital, the two guard ghosts floating above the stoop in front of the door, distant. Tucker climbs into the shot looking at them from the bushes.

Cut to the two guards. They float there stoically.

Cut back to Tucker watching the guards. Pan left as he turns around and creeps back to the bushes.

TUCKER: (putting up a finger) Spooky hospital, (puts up a second) ghosts guarding the joint…(shrugs and smiles) Still, no sign that Danny’s--

Cut to the barbed wire fence. Tucker stands up into the shot.

TUCKER: --in any real danger yet.

Tucker looks in surprise as Danny’s voice rings out.

DANNY: (offscreen) Let me go!

Tucker leans his shoulder up and smiles, trying to relax.

TUCKER: Still, technically not a cry for help.

Tucker’s eyes pop open in shock.

DANNY: (offscreen) HELP!!

Tucker tries to relax once more.

TUCKER: Well, (crosses his arms and leans back) not a cry for me.

Tucker’s eyes open in shock once again.

DANNY: (offscreen, shouting) *TUCKER*!!

Tucker looks to the side and hunches over.

TUCKER: Aw, dang.

Despite this, Tucker tenses up, puffing up his chest and trying to be brave about it.

Cut to a blue action background. Tucker’s hand holds up the Fenton Lipstick. His other hand twists it out.

Cut to a purple action background. Tucker’s hand holds up a can of Foley, By Tucker Foley.

Cut to a blue action background with Tucker holding the lipstick and aerosol in each hand.

Wow. Looks like a cosmetics commercial. Except they’re dangerous. Now that sounds like an episode of Kim Possible.

Cut to the two guards in the foreground as Tucker walks up.

Cut to the two guards. They exchange confused glances.

Cut to Tucker. He simply puts the lipstick behind his back, shakes up the aerosol, then lifts his armpit to spray it until the whole screen fills with the green cloud of stench.

Cut to the two guards as the stink clouds reach them. They both break out in coughing fits.

Cut to the guards choking in the foreground as a defiant Tucker has his hands on his hips.

TUCKER: Oh please! (raises his arms to the sky) You’re ghosts!

Cut to Tucker.

TUCKER: Do you have any idea what (puts down his arms) *you* smell like?

Not really. In Scooby Doo, the ghosts were impossible to follow because they weren’t supposed to leave a scent, and those that did weren’t just ghosts with dirty enough feet to leave footprints. But since ghosts are a lot more corporeal in DP, they probably do leave scents like any human that wears too much cologne or hasn’t taken a shower. Meep!

Tucker puts his hands out. Pan right to show him gripping the lipstick.

Cut to Tucker with the lipstick out, aiming with one eye open. He screams as he is knocked out of the shot by the backlash, but the laser blast stands continuous.

Cut to the two guards at the door, who are instantly knocked away in different directions when the ecto-blast hits them. It leaves the door with the windows broken and smoldering with green smoke.

Cut to Tucker on the ground on his back and elbows holding the aerosol and the smoldering lipstick, shocked. He holds up the lipstick to look at it, then smiles smugly.

Cut to Tucker, popping up with a sense of mission on a blue action background.

TUCKER: Don’t worry, Danny!

He holds up the can of Foley: By Tucker Foley.

TUCKER: The cavalry’s coming!

He puts down his arm in a rather self-conscious way as the background resumes to outside.

TUCKER: Whether he wants to or not.

Fade back to the inside hallway of the hospital. Tucker opens the double door on the far end, wearing a surgical mask and apron. Pan right as he creeps down warily. He stops and cringes as the boy in the alien sweater intangibly falls down from the top through the floor in front of him.

Cut to the floor by Tucker’s feet as the boy’s afro hair sinks through and vanishes.

Close-up on Tucker, looking down. He looks up as a voice calls out.

SAM: (offscreen) Tucker! Is that you?

Cut to the hallway. Tucker is looking for the source of the voice.

TUCKER: Sam?

He starts walking forward, looking around.

TUCKER: Is that you?

He stops walking.

TUCKER: Where are you?

SAM: (offscreen) Up here!

Cut to the ceiling. Sam is floating just two inches from the ceiling on her back with her arms and legs stretched out, looking down.

Cut to Tucker in the foreground, looking up at Sam’s situation.

Cut to Tucker, surprised. He pulls down his mask.

TUCKER: Sam? (laughs, then points up) And you call me an airhead.

Cut to Sam on the ceiling, irked.

SAM: You know, you really should stop and consider all the vile things I can do to you--

She puts her hands on her hips.

SAM: --from up here.

Like what? Drop a boot on me? I know that hurts as I once chucked a boot of my own at a kid that was making fun of politicians getting shoes tossed at them during press conferences. He deserved it, even if I was the one that was blamed.

Cut to Tucker with his surgical apron and his mask hanging on his neck, standing on the floor. He stretches his leg and creeps to the wall, leaning against it.

TUCKER: I think Danny’s really in trouble. Have you seen him?

Cut to Sam, crab-walking into the shot.

SAM: (sighing) A while ago.

She hangs her arm down, explaining the unfortunate circumstance.

SAM: But I fell asleep,--

She flips to face the ceiling with her palms pressed to it.

SAM: --and when I woke up, he was gone.

Close-up on Sam.

SAM: There’s something evil (turns to the camera) happening here.

Cut to a yellow laundry dumpster filled with towels and bags, next to a cracked wall. Tucker walks up with his hands behind his back, turning to it.

TUCKER: It’s a hospital, Sam.

He unties his apron and removes it to dump it in the laundry bin, and his surgical mask disappears.

TUCKER: There’s *always* something evil happening here.

Dennis wants to point out that used surgical materials don’t go to laundry but to medical waste to be incinerated. Even if it wasn’t used in a surgery, it’s still contaminated.

Cut to Tucker walking in.

TUCKER: We have to find Danny!

Cut to Sam, moving with her hands on the ceiling.

SAM: Unfortunately, I think--

She flails a little as her hands are off the wall, but doesn’t sink.

SAM: --“we” means “you”.

Sam turns on her back.

SAM: I’m pretty useless. And there’s cameras and guards everywhere.

Cut to Tucker walking into the shot, smiling with an idea. He points up.

TUCKER: But not in there!

Close-up on Tucker.

TUCKER: Push that vent open.

Cut to Sam floating by an air vent. She pulls the vent door off, revealing the square tube inside.

Cut to Tucker. He reaches offscreen and pulls in an IV stand with two glowing green bags of liquid. He reaches down and ties the ends into loops.

Cut to Sam by the vent, looking down. Pan down as the loops latch onto Sam’s boots. Sam screams as she is pulled down.

Cut to Tucker with the IV stand, pulling Sam down. He ties the two strings to the stand in a knot to keep Sam there and runs off. Sam is left floating on a tilt with her hand on her hips, rather miffed at her situation. Tucker walks in past her with a red chair. Sam looks to him.

Cut to the wall where the air vent is. Tucker runs up with the chair and places it down. He jumps onto the chair and grunts with effort as he jumps and scrambles into the ventilation shaft.

Cut to the vent. Tucker pokes his head out and hangs his hands on the edge.

TUCKER: If I’m not back in five minutes,--

He looks to the side, wondering what Sam should do.

TUCKER: --just float there, okay?

Tucker crawls back into the shaft.

Cut to Sam, tied to the IV stand and floating uselessly by the laundry dumpster. She arches her eyebrows as she acknowledges her abandonment.

Cut to Danny on a pillow, interrogating.

DANNY: What do you want?

Cut to Danny in the foreground, looking up at Spectra. Spectra shrugs.

SPECTRA: What everybody wants, Danny.

Spectra flies off.

Cut to Danny in the trundle bed bound by the glowing belts. Spectra floats up behind him, holding the back of the bed.

SPECTRA: And for me, that means being (pushes Danny on the bed) beautiful.

Cut to the wheels of Danny’s trundle bed being carted. Pan right to a locker cabinet where Spectra swoops in and floats in front of.

SPECTRA: Which is why I’m assembling--

Cut to Spectra from the front in front of the cabinet.

SPECTRA: --this.

Spectra curls her fingers on the dual doors and floats aside to open them. Inside is an empty shell of a humanoid Spectra, with empty eyeholes, large triangular purple earrings, and a back V-neck shirt with a green choker. Zoom out to reveal Spectra showcasing the full skin-tight outfit of her new body, with green designs on the gloves and boots, and an open belly.

Cut to the empty shell of Spectra’s new body.

SPECTRA: A brand-new me.

Cut to Spectra holding the cabinet door.

SPECTRA: Fashioned from only the best teen genetics.

Cut to Danny on the bed, incredulous.

DANNY: So the ghost bugs?

He lifts up from the pillow as far as the restraints let him.

DANNY: The virus?

What virus? There was no virus. More like partial overshadowing.

Close-up on Spectra.

SPECTRA: All part of my plan.

Pan right as Spectra flies away to a circular door to a chamber and floats on the side, her finger hovering over a button on a side console.

SPECTRA: I needed to get the children away from the adults all in one place.

Cut to the one button. Spectra presses it, and it beeps.

Cut to a awed Danny, all in shadow, which parts giving the impression of a door opening.

Cut to the circular doors. They part, revealing a chamber inside of all green glowing lights. Spectra’s arm is still on the button.

Cut to Spectra, her hands together gleefully.

SPECTRA: So I could (raises her head, looking up gleefully) siphon away the best qualities of (looks forward) each of them.

Spectra turns to tap on her head.

SPECTRA: Jazz’s brain,--

She said “Jazz”. That means she followed Jazz’s advice! “My friends call me Jazz”, she said.

Spectra flexes her arms to emphasize bulging biceps.

SPECTRA: --Dash’s muscles,--

Spectra strokes her face.

SPECTRA: --Paulina’s nearly-flawless skin…

Cut to Danny, surprised and arching an eyebrow in confusion.

DANNY: “Nearly-flawless”?

Cut to Spectra, out of the mood.

SPECTRA: She has a mole. (narrows her eyes) Isn’t it obvious?

Close-up on Danny, blinking speechlessly.

Cut to an overhead shot of Danny lying helplessly on the trundle bed. Spectra floats up in the foreground, clenching a fist as she looks down at him and resumes her diatribe.

SPECTRA: I had to treat them all with my little ghost virus--

Close-up on Spectra.

SPECTRA: --to get them all in one place.

Cut to Danny, increasingly irate.

DANNY: And the ghost powers?

Cut to Spectra, flicking her hands down as if it were nothing.

SPECTRA: A side-effect.

Spectra flies forward offscreen.

Cut to Spectra flying toward Danny’s shoes. Pan left as she holds the head end of Danny’s trundle bed.

SPECTRA: At some point the powers will be too much and they’ll all burn out. Into little--

She gleefully makes a still-pinch gesture with her hand, Danny turns to her in shock.

SPECTRA: --withered husks.

Danny looks forward, his mouth agape in terror as Spectra begins to slowly cart it forward.

SPECTRA: Won’t that make a great class photo?

While Danny suffers, cut to Tucker crawling through the disgusting and filthy ventilation shaft, his face down and his eyes shut.

TUCKER: Okay. I’m not in an air vent in a spooky hospital.

Cut to Tucker, crawling onscreen.

TUCKER: I’m in an air vent in a totally not-spooky modeling agency.

Pretending is a good way to conquer one’s fear. I hear whistling works too, but then someone would hear you.

Cut to Danny on the bed, struggling to break free.

DANNY: (looking up behind him) You’ll never get away with this, Spectra!

Cut to Spectra, looking down in a calm and self-assured manner.

SPECTRA: Ooh, but I already have. And you Danny,--

She leans in so her face fills most of the screen.

SPECTRA: --you’re the grand prize.

Cut to Danny from the front, looking up in awe as his glowing restraints keep him on the bed. He looks forward with more fright when Spectra’s hands leave the bed.

SPECTRA: I need your genes--

Cut to the empty new body of Spectra in the cabinet. Spectra floats up to showcase it.

SPECTRA: --to lock this perfect body together, (closes her eyes gleefully) and stabilize it so my ghost form (points a finger) never burns out. (raises her arms to the sky) And never grows old!

A lot of ghosts can stay young for millennia, but aging seems to be a problem with Spectra. But hey, if every other human burns out with ghost powers, then her reason for requiring Danny is a good one, so her human disguise form doesn’t burn out, not her ghost form. Her black shadow form is perfectly stable.

Cut to Danny on the bed, somehow with green eyes. Spectra floats in with wide eyes, shrugging.

Pointed out color error in transcript. If you were reading, you’d know.

SPECTRA: How helpful (points to Danny) are *you*?

Spectra turns to Danny and presses her hands on the mattress by Danny’s sneakers. She rotates the bed so Danny is now head-first, then carts the bed away.

Cut to inside the glowing green chamber with Danny looking about in fear as Spectra’s arms at the foot of the trundle bed push him in. Danny looks forward in shock as Spectra’s hands are removed.

Cut to one blue light in the grid of all green lights. The blue panel retracts and a suction vacuum cleaner arm bends out, panning down as it does.

Cut to the vacuum head in the foreground zooming in on a struggling Danny on the trundle bed.

Cut to Danny, perspiring. He looks determined.

DANNY: If she’s so hot on getting Fenton DNA…

Close-up on Danny’s hand reaching for the snotty handkerchief in his pocket.

DANNY: Maybe I can provide--

Zoom out to show all of Danny, smiling smugly at the snot as the vacuum head descends.

DANNY: --a substitute.

Cut to Danny’s hand reaching for the snotty handkerchief hanging from his pocket. Danny grunts with effort as his wrist is bound by the restraints.

Cut to Danny straining as the vacuum head hovers over him, all the lights in the room spiraling to red for show. The vacuum head straightens and begins to suck.

Cut to Danny’s hand reaching under the red glowing restraints, until it finally grabs the handkerchief.

Cut to Danny in a panic looking at the sucking vacuum head with his dad’s handkerchief in hand. Danny pulls it out slightly and lets it go so the vacuum suctions it in.

Cut to the locker cabinet where Spectra’s body is. A hose protrudes from it with a deactivated light. The locker shakes as a bulge in the pipe moves into the locker. The light glows red and dings.

Cut to the locker as green smoke hisses through the cracks. Pan right to Spectra looking at it.

SPECTRA: (turns and clasps her hands) Excellent.

Cut to Danny in the red room, smiling smugly.

DANNY: Excellent!

He is mostly through this word when he is suddenly pulled out.

Cut to Spectra pulling out Danny’s trundle bed. The locker is on the left and the collection of pointy, sticky things lie on the right. When Danny is out, the room powers down and the lights go back to green, as well as Danny’s restraints.

Cut to Danny on the bed with Spectra smiling, looking over him.

DANNY: (saving himself) I mean…

Cut to Danny, tensing up for effect.

DANNY: (acting) You fiend!

Cut to Spectra hovering in front of Danny. Pan left as Spectra swoops to the locker with her body in it.

Cut to Spectra from behind in front of the locker. She puts her hands on the crack between the doors and opens it wide, green light emanating from it.

Close-up on Danny. Zoom in as he gasps sincerely.

Cut to Spectra holding her limp new body by the neck. She laughs as she turns around and holds it up in the air. The body smokes potently green. Spectra lets go of the body letting it float as she turns intangible and overshadows the body. The body glows heavily with green ghostly power.

Cut to a green action background. Spectra’s glove fills in.

Cut to a purple action background. Spectra’s high-heeled boot fills in.

Close-up on Spectra’s empty-eye socket face on a green action background. They blink full of green energy as Spectra smiles a jagged-toothed smile. Zoom out to show all of Spectra in her new body, flexing her arms.

Cut to an awed Danny in the green light. Zoom in.

Cut to Danny lying on the trundle bed in front of the glowing chamber with Spectra, just out of the locker, hovering over him. Pan left as Spectra flies away, her laughing resounding through the room.

Cut to Danny’s legs, bound by the glowing green restraint. Spectra flies in toward the door in front of him and opens the two, exiting as she laughs. The doors flip a little before the finally close.

Cut to an air vent on the ceiling. Tucker’s boot kicks it loose.

Cut to the open air vent next to the deactivated spotlights. Tucker drops out of it, panning down.

Cut to the cobweb filled floor where Tucker lands, bending his knees to absorb the impact. He smiles.

Cut to Tucker, popping up with his eyes closed in fantasy.

TUCKER: Hello, models!

Tucker curls his hands into fists and opens his eyes wide, realizing what he said and tries to save himself.

TUCKER: I mean--

Cut to Tucker. He turns to the left.

TUCKER: Danny!

Cut to Danny, restrained by the glowing belts. Tucker puts his hands on the bed, smiling with relief.

TUCKER: You’re okay!

Cut to Danny, relieved at Tucker’s arrival. Tucker is looking down at him.

DANNY: Tucker, you broke into the hospital!

Cut to Danny, who blinks, confused.

DANNY: *You* broke into a hospital?

Cut to Danny looking at a bothered Tucker from the foreground.

TUCKER: Please stop saying “hospital”. (points behind his shoulder) Because I *will* run and leave you here to perish.

Cut to the lipstick on Tucker’s utility belt. Tucker removes it from its holster and holds it, the lipstick glowing.

Cut to Tucker as he steps down and thrusts forward the lipstick, unleashing a shot of green ecto-energy.

Cut to Danny on the trundle bed, looking down at his restraints. The ecto-blast opens up the belt over Danny’s chest. Danny smiles as he lifts his upper half free from the bed.

Cut to Tucker. He thrusts back his lipstick to charge another shot, and swoops it around to zap out one more shot.

Cut to Danny, half-free as he smiles and turns to his last restraint. The ecto-blast undoes it, leaving Danny free. Danny folds up his knees to his chest.

Cut to Danny sitting on the trundle bed by the glowing chamber. Pan up as he jumps high into the air rejoicing as he transforms into Danny Phantom. He turns and looks to the ground.

Cut to Tucker, holding up his charged lipstick. Tucker blows it clean. It smolders for a second. Tucker smiles.

TUCKER: Plasma peach. It’s great for kissing…

Cut to Tucker standing by the trundle bed as Danny swoops down and grabs him. They fly into a dark green action background.

TUCKER: …this place good-bye!

Danny turns himself and Tucker intangible.

Cut to a bunch of neglected cabinets of medical supplies. Pan right as Danny and Tucker fly through the door.

Cut to an old black and white television set. A woman on it sings a warbling tune.

Cut to Dash on the couch with Bertrand. Dash holds his cheeks in his hands sighing dreamily while Bertrand just crosses his arms, looking bored at Dash.

DASH: Man, when she sings “Wind Beneath My Wings”--

Cut to Dash.

DASH: --I just go to pieces.

Cut to Bertrand, not amused. He looks up in surprise when a voice calls out.

DANNY: (offscreen) What’s up, doc?

Close-up on Danny, looking serious. Zoom out to reveal him floating with his arms crossed.

Cut to Bertrand, popping up on a purple action background.

BERTRAND: You!

Cut to Danny, floating and smiling. He leans forward and charges his hand with green energy, thrusting his palm open to blast it. Pan left down the beam.

Cut to Bertrand, flying up. He grunts in pain as the ectoplasmic energy blast knocks him away.

Cut to the wall. Bertrand lands with his back to it and forming a dent. Pan down as he lands on the floor with his legs sprawled out and his hair disheveled.

Oy. Long, disgusting transformation ahead. I don’t mind watching it or anything, but I really don’t enjoy slogging through them.

Cut to Bertrand. He opens his eyes and growls with anger. His green eyes flash a solid red, then his face turns green and vein-like as his eyes bulge out of his head. His face starts to boil and pop like water. He opens his mouth and shrieks like a bird of prey, revealing a mouth with pointy and sharp yellow teeth. Then his head squashes down to show a nose with large nostrils. He opens his mouth again, showing a long, pointy tongue flicking out and fangs with the other teeth. He spins around in a circle.

Cut to Danny in awe. Zoom in.

Cut to Bertrand’s Bert Rand form with his hands on the floor and bulked-up shoulders, standing up slowly as he boils and boils, growing larger.

Cut to Danny floating with Tucker standing below him, both looking in fear as the wailing shadow of Bertrand descends upon them.

Cut to Bertrand, his mouth wide open, roaring. He leans forward to scream. Zoom out as stress causes a bump to form on his head, growing and swelling until it pops open, his scalp with hair breaking off like glass to expose his brain. He opens his green eyes and growls.

Cut to Bertrand breathing heavily as Dash watches this from the couch. He stands up and slowly walks away so not to draw attention.

Cut to a hallway, where Dash, seen from behind, runs away in panicked high-pitched screaming.

Cut to Bertrand, smiling evilly. He holds up his fists together, both are charged purple. Zoom out as she growls and a giant pole materializes when he outstretches his arms.

Cut to one end of the pole with a glowing, gloved fist. It stops glowing with energy as soon as a scalpel blade appears on the end.

Cut to Tucker. He holds out his charged lipstick with both hands.

TUCKER: Don’t move!

Cut to Tucker from behind, dwarfed by the giant Bertrand holding the scalpel and looking over his shoulder down at Tucker.

TUCKER: I mean it!

Cut to Bertrand in the foreground looking down at Tucker with the lipstick.

TUCKER: This thing both moisturizes--

Close-up on Tucker.

TUCKER: --and repairs damage from the wind and sun!

Cut to Tucker from behind pointing his lipstick at Bertrand, hunched over and holding his giant scalpel in one hand. Bertrand growls as he uses the scalpel to knock the lipstick from Tucker’s grip.

Cut to the floor. Pan left as the lipstick bounces down the hall, eventually reaching a dazed Paulina with a hand and pink sparkles on her head. Her other hand is pressed to the wall, keeping her up.

Cut to Paulina, dazed. She looks down, putting a hand on her chest in surprise of what she found.

PAULINA: Ooh!

Cut to the lipstick on the floor. Paulina picks it up.

Cut to Paulina. She leans back and is about to use it on her lips when it charges with energy.

Cut to Danny, reacting in shock on a blue action background.

DANNY: Paulina! (corrects himself) I mean,--

He puts his palms on either side of his mouth to call out.

DANNY: --whatever your name is!

Danny takes off flying.

DANNY: No!

That’s not your shade!

Cut to Paulina with a hand on her hip as she’s about to use the energy blaster lipstick, oblivious to the energy. She screams as Danny tackles her, and the lipstick flies into the air blasting a shot that misses them but shakes the room and causes a crumbling hole in the wall.

Cut to Danny and Paulina, getting up. They look at each other dreamily.

DANNY AND PAULINA: Hi.

Suddenly, one of Sam’s boots clunks Danny on the head. Danny looks up with one eye.

Cut to Sam on the ceiling with her hands pressed to it. One of her stockings has no boot.

Sam smiles, insincere as Danny looks up from the foreground.

SAM: Sorry!

Cut to Sam. She wiggles her bare stocking. She then looks down with some seriousness as Tucker is heard screaming.

Cut to the floor where Tucker is slammed on his back by Bertrand’s gigantic gloved hand. Tucker looks up with fear.

Cut to Bertrand on one knee holding his scalpel in one hand and Tucker on the floor in the other.

BERTRAND: Okay. Now this is going to hurt you (his scalpel becomes a syringe) a lot more than it hurts me.

Cut to Tucker, on the floor, frightened.

TUCKER: How about neither of us gets hurt? (protesting) Why isn’t *that* an option?

Cut to Bertrand holding Tucker down as he is about to inject him with the syringe. Danny, however, comes in and kicks Bertrand offscreen with Tucker watching.

Cut to a door by a cracked wall. Pan right as Bertrand flies toward it, his head hitting the wall first as he sits on the floor. He glows with green energy and gradually shrinks back to his normal assistant form.

Ugh, why bother with such a long transformation if it didn’t even last?

Cut to Bertrand. He opens his green eyes in surprise.

Cut to Bertrand with his mouth agape in the foreground. Danny flies in.

DANNY: Dude,--

Cut to Danny.

DANNY: --your bedside manner reeks! (reaches behind his back) I think it’s time we sent you back--

Danny thrusts out the Fenton Thermos in both hands, charging it.

DANNY: --to nursing school.

A blue beam of energy blasts from the thermos. Pan down as it does.

Cut to Bertrand on the floor. The beam engulfs him. He screams out as the beam sucks him away.

Cut to Danny with the thermos. Bertrand is sucked into it and the beam vanishes inside. Danny caps it with a satisfied smile.

Cut to Tucker on the floor. Danny drops down and lands, smiling back at him. They both turn to the left in surprise when Spectra calls out.

SPECTRA: (offscreen) Very impressive, Danny.

Close-up on Danny’s shocked face on a blue action background. Zoom in.

SPECTRA: (offscreen) But a bit late, I’m afraid.

Cut to Spectra’s boots hovering off the ground. Pan up to show Spectra’s new human form, smiling evilly with her hands on her hips.

Cut to Tucker. He smiles with amazement.

TUCKER: I *am* at a modeling agency!

Cut to Tucker in the foreground smiling as he looks at Danny, hunched over to fight Spectra, who is floating in front of them.

SPECTRA: It’s nice, right? (throws her hands in the air) Smart? (leans one arm down to showcase herself) Beautiful?

Close-up on Spectra as she turns forward.

SPECTRA: Deadly?

Zoom out to show Spectra looking down, her arm over her head as her hand charges with purple energy. She unleashes the ectoplasmic energy blast, panning down across it.

Cut to Danny in his stance, shocked. He tenses as the energy forms into a hand and grabs him up, lifting him up in the air, and quickly bashing him down in a cloud of dust. Danny screams.

Cut to the floor. Danny is slammed on his back by the violet energy hand, his limbs sprawled out.

Cut to the lipstick on the floor. Tucker puts his hand on it, zooming out to reveal all of him, in a panic as he picks it up. He lets go of his fear as he takes it in both hands and aims it, a green shot of energy blasting from it.

Cut to Spectra, hovering with a purple beam of energy reaching to Danny, lying prone on his back on the floor. Spectra stops her energy as the lipstick blast flies to her, she ducks with one hand on the ground and one leg stretched out, one leg bent until it ends.

Cut to Danny on the floor, free. He stands up in a battle stance immediately, flying into the air.

Cut to Spectra crouching. She turns with some shock as Danny rams her, causing her to grunt in pain as she’s knocked away.

Cut to five Kwans, all scared. They lift their arms and scream as they all run in different directions, revealing Jasmine’s misty green jar. Spectra is knocked into the trundle bed with the jar, panning to the floor where she lands. The jar flies in the air and lands safely in Spectra’s hands over her lap.

Cut to Jasmine’s disembodied head in the misty jar in Spectra’s lap.

JASMINE: I can’t feel my toes!

Cut to Spectra as she stands up, ready to chuck Jasmine’s jar.

SPECTRA: Let’s see if you can feel *this*!

Spectra chucks Jasmine’s jar into a blue action background. Jasmine screams.

Cut to Danny, standing up with a hand in the air, scared for the safety of his sister.

DANNY: No!

Cut to Jasmine’s jar tumbling in a blue action background. Kwan jumps in the air, catching it in both arms as the background resumes to normal.

KWAN: (landing on the floor) I’ve got it! (points behind him) Go long, other Kwans!

Cut to a crowd of five Kwans. Zoom out and pan left as they start running down the hall.

Cut to Danny, landing with a determined pose on the floor. He turns intangible and starts running.

Cut to an overhead shot of the hallway. Danny runs intangibly through five Kwans, the last one turning back to watch Danny as he leaves.

Cut to Danny running down the hall, zooming in on the Kwan with Jasmine’s jar. Danny stops in his tracks in shock when Kwan chucks it.

Cut to Jasmine’s head in the jar flying in the air, screaming. Pan left as it flies over the other Kwans.

Cut to the first Kwan. It fails to catch Jasmine. Pan left among the four other Kwans, all of them fail until it falls behind the last one, floor-bound.

KWANS: (throughout) I got it! It’s mine!

Cut to Danny on a blue action background, his mouth agape in terror and concern.

Cut to Tucker, jumping into the air.

TUCKER: I got her!

Cut to Jasmine’s jar falling to the floor until Tucker takes a flying leap and grabs her, somersaulting until he lands on his back. He curls upright, looking at Jasmine’s jar in his hands.

TUCKER: It, whatever!

JASMINE: Your fly is open.

Tucker looks somewhat embarrassed.

Don’t be so hard on him. It happens to everyone. Especially Dennis. Sometimes after she uses the bathroom, she’ll button up her pants but not her zipper. Usually no one notices until Dennis starts feeling a draft in her pants.

Cut to Danny, smiling wide with relief. He turns to the right and flies into the air.

Cut to Spectra, standing still with her hands on her hips. She holds out a hand and stops Danny in his tracks with a purple jolt of electricity. Danny screams in pain, landing prone on his back when it stops.

Cut to Danny on the floor. He grunts when Spectra pounds her boot on his chest. Danny holds his hand on it, trying to pry it off.

Pan up to Spectra, looking down at Danny. Her eyes glow a bright, solid green.

SPECTRA: Ah, there we go!

Her whole body glows a heavy green.

SPECTRA: Your DNA is finally kicking in. (looks back down) Which means I should be all powerful in--

Cut to Danny under Spectra, both his hands on her boot. Spectra stands over him, flexing her biceps.

SPECTRA: --three--

Cut to Danny’s shocked face. Zoom in.

SPECTRA: (offscreen) --two--

Cut back to Spectra standing on Danny.

SPECTRA: --one!

Spectra floats up in the air as green electric bolts charge all around her. Suddenly, she looks all fat and pudgy with a head shaped like Jack Fenton and no gloves on. Danny gets up on his elbows, Spectra looks down at herself in surprise.

SPECTRA: What?!

Cut to Spectra’s fat belly. Pan up to her Jack Fenton-esque head.

SPECTRA: What happened?

Cut closer to Spectra.

SPECTRA: Why do I suddenly feel like (puts a hand on her head, feeling sick) blathering on about ghosts? (removes her hand) And why do I feel like eating fudge? (turns to the side) Lots and lots of fudge?

Cut to Danny on the floor on his elbows, smiling.

DANNY: You wanted Fenton DNA. (lifts a hand to explain) Unfortunately, you got it--

Close-up on Danny, smug.

DANNY: --courtesy of my dad’s nose.

Cut to Spectra, shocked as her body flashes with black and white light, transforming into a dripping mucus monster.

Cut to Spectra the mucus monster on a blue action background, shrieking as she looks at her hands.

This is a cartoon, so Dennis won’t nitpick that too much. While there’s no DNA in actual snot (which is mostly made of sugars similar to corn syrup), there might be some remnants lying around in leftover cilia or germs. Just think about it, being part-germ.

Cut to Danny on the floor.

DANNY: There’s a “you blew it” pun here somewhere, but I’d (gets up from the floor) rather not.

Thank you for being so tactful and polite to spare us.

Cut to Spectra, angry. She growls as she flings herself into the air.

Cut to Danny from behind. Spectra tackles him, grabbing his shoulders and pinning him to the ground.

SPECTRA: You’re doomed, kid.

Spectra leans in, causing Danny to freak out a little.

SPECTRA: And you know what?

Cut to Danny, his neck and shoulder held in place by Spectra’s oozing hands.

SPECTRA: So are your friends.

Cut to Spectra, smiling.

SPECTRA: Now that those bugs have dug into them there’s nothing that can get ‘em out!

This is defined as “going beserk”. If your plans fail, you still find solace in taking people down with you.

Cut to Tucker.

TUCKER: That’s what she thinks!

Tucker turns and runs off.

Cu to Danny holding the oozing, mucus arms of Spectra.

DANNY: Will you please…GET OFF ME!

Danny clenches a fist ready and gets up to punch Spectra. Mucus splashes onscreen.

Cut to a shocked Danny, zooming out to reveal his arm sunk into Spectra’s goopy face. Spectra looks rather annoyed by this. Danny pulls his hand out and a stream of glop keeps it attached to Spectra.

Cut to Danny, looking down to the corner.

DANNY: You know, if my life wasn’t at stake, I would hurl right now.

Don’t do that. Your puke will mix with Jack’s mucus and become an even more disgusting Fenton-made mess.

Cut to Danny floating next to Spectra. Danny grunts with effort as he kicks Spectra in the face, panning up as it causes her to get her back stuck to the ceiling and drip down from a giant puddle of slime, but attached by some strong, slimy bonds.

SPECTRA: (angry) Okay, that’s it. (clenches her fists) Let’s boogie!

Cut to Danny, with his hands on his hips.

DANNY: See, (points) that’s the kind of pun I was avoiding with the whole (shrugs) “blew it” comment.

Cut to Spectra hanging on the ceiling. She roars as she closes in on the camera, going into her mouth until the screen goes black.

Cut to Tucker crawling in the vent shaft once again. He comes upon a device that reads “AC CONTROL UNIT” with a red rheostat reading the following settings, “LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH,” and “FULL”. Blue ribbons fly up as air blows through it. Tucker stops and smiles.

TUCKER: Whoever said (reaches into his backpack) “odor isn’t everything”--

He takes out his can of Foley: By Tucker Foley and shakes it.

TUCKER: --never met Tucker Foley.

Tucker sprays the green stuff into the AC.

TUCKER: Here goes.

Cut to Danny flying in the air on a blue action background.

Cut to Spectra, standing. She thrusts back her fist and punches Danny when he comes, causing him to get knocked back.

Cut to a dumpster of dirty laundry underneath a vent. Danny lands in it, grunting in pain and sending bags of laundry and towels flying.

Cut to Tucker’s hand on the rheostat. He clicks it from medium to full. Zoom out to reveal Tucker smiling gleefully.

Cut to Danny in the laundry bin. Spectra leans in on him.

SPECTRA: Any last words?

Pan up to the vent as green smoke starts to waft out of it. It passes Spectra’s nose, who sniffs in surprise.

Cut to Danny in the bin as the smoke wafts past him.

DANNY: Uh, yeah. Do you smell gym shorts and ginger snaps?

Cut to Spectra with the smell wafting around her.

SPECTRA: Actually, I smell tennis shoes and fudge nutters!

She sticks out her tongue in disgust, then looks up.

SPECTRA: What is that ghastly odor?

Cut to the smoke wafting down the hallway. It wafts down from the vents above each door to the main stream.

Cut to a black-haired girl, sleeping in bed. A bug phases out of her when the smoke wafts in and buzzes away. She awakens, her skin no longer green and pale.

Cut to Dale, hunched and in crutches. The smoke passes over him and a bug phases from his neck. His eyes widen, feeling better and more alert.

Cut to a boy in pink pajamas sleeping in a bed without a sheet. The bug phases from his butt and buzzes away, causing his skin to resume its natural pigment.

Pan right to a snoring boy with green skin and spiky brown hair everywhere. A bug phases out from him and changes him back to a bespectacled blonde.

Cut to five Kwans in triangle formation. A bug flies from the central one and the other four collide back into the one. Kwan looks down at himself, smiling with relief.

Cut to Jasmine, misty in the jar. The bug buzzes out from it. Zoom out as she pops back into her human form, smiling as the jar shatters to shards.

Cut to Spectra. She looks up as her swarm of ghost bugs flies over her head.

SPECTRA: What?

Spectra turns. Pan right as the bugs fly behind the corner.

SPECTRA: How is this possible?

Cut to Spectra looking in shock, not realizing that Danny is lying in the laundry behind her. He jumps out and lands on the floor.

Cut to Spectra from behind. Danny looks over his shoulder as he gets a fist ready. He turns around and jumps into the air, taking Spectra by surprise when he punches her in the back.

A sound-effects card splashes with green slime reading “SPLAT!”

The slime clears, revealing Danny with his fist up. Zoom out to show him floating in a hallway where the walls, ceiling and one box standing next to him are all coated in mucus.

Cut to Danny. Danny smiles as he takes his thermos out from behind his back and holds it out in one hand, panning right to show the blue beam.

Cut to the swarm of ghost bugs on a blue action background. The thermos beam takes them all in.

Cut to Danny, using the thermos to clean up the slime on the wall and ceiling. He points it down to clean up the lower wall and floor, then turns to the left to clean the other side, sucking the leftover mucus into the thermos. Once the room is clear, he smiles and points it up to get the last of it.

Cut to Tucker, running down the hallway.

Cut to Danny, transforming back to Danny Fenton as soon as Tucker arrives.

DANNY: Way to come through in the clutch, Tuck!

Cut to Tucker.

TUCKER: Yeah. (puts his hands on his hips) How do you like that? (points at himself with his thumb) My fist trip to a hospital, (puts his arms out) and I’m the only one that didn’t get hurt.

Cut to Danny and Tucker.

TUCKER: Hah! Ow!

Speaking too soon, Sam drops down on top of Tucker with only one shoe on, causing him to land prone on his stomach. Sam looks up to Danny.

SAM: Can I, uh, get my boot back now?

Cut to Danny, looking down at his dysfunctional friends.

Fade to Tucker on a pillow in a hospital gown.

JACK: (offscreen) Tucker, we just wanted to thank you for--

Zoom out to reveal Tucker on a bed with his leg in a cast and a sling attached to said bed. Jack and Maddie stand on one side by the window. Danny and Sam stand on the other.

JACK: --helping to get our Jazz out of that awful hospital.

Cut to Jack.

JACK: Although, (starts laughing) I have to agree with the authorities that whole ghost plot seems pretty far-fetched, huh, baby?

Pan left to Maddie.

MADDIE: (laughing and agreeing) Everybody knows *humans* (flicks her hand as if it’s nothing) can’t have ghost powers.

Cut to the whole room again. Jack and Maddie walk off with Maddie waving.

MADDIE: Bye, Danny.

Cut to Danny smiling. Tucker turns to him. Sam walks in.

SAM: I’m so sorry about your leg.

Tucker shrugs in bed, angry.

TUCKER: I told you hospitals reek!

Tucker crosses his arms. Danny tries to cheer him up.

DANNY: Oh come on, Tuck.

Cut to Danny, holding up his fist.

DANNY: We beat Spectra, (uncurls his fist to a palm) and you should be fine in eight to ten weeks. (puts down his hand and laughs) It could be worse.

Cut to the room. Tucker is lying in the bed with Danny and Sam visiting, but there’s another bed next to him by the open door. On the counter by the other bed is a vase of flowers, a gift package and a bag. Above Tucker’s head are cabinets. Danny and Sam step aside as a red-haired nurse wheels an elderly man in a hospital gown into the room.

NURSE: Here’s your new roommate, Mr. Foley.

The old man looks at Tucker.

OLD MAN: Hey there!

The nurse turns the wheelchair to the bed.

CARL: My name’s Carl.

Cut to the nurse wheeling Carl.

CARL: No need to put me to bed, sweetie. (turns to the nurse) Just wheel me up to (points forward) the whippersnapper (relaxes in the chair) so I can spend the next two weeks jabbering on about--

The nurse stops when they reach Tucker’s broken leg.

CARL: --what it was like when I was his age.

Cut to Tucker in bed with Danny and Sam looking at Carl. The nurse leaves.

DANNY: And,--

Danny and Sam turn to Tucker, smiling.

DANNY: --*now* it’s worse.

Sam looks to her wrist and Danny looks to her.

SAM: Wow, look at the time!

Danny and Sam back up and wave their hands at Tucker. Tucker tries to lift from bed, shocked.

TUCKER: What? (holds up his hand) Wait!

Cut to Carl, pointing at the TV.

CARL: You see that television? (clenches his fist) We didn’t have television. (points up a finger) We had radio.

Cut to Danny and Sam peeking behind the doorway, waving as they disappear.

TUCKER: (offscreen) Oh, come on!

Cut to Tucker. Carl wheels up pointing up a finger.

CARL: And that clicker? (eyes widen) We didn’t have clickers. (puts out his palm) We had to use a device called a (pokes the air) knob.

Cut to the outside. The sign reads “AMITY HOSPITAL”.

CARL: (offscreen) Hey, are you trying to climb out the window?

Danny and Sam run out from the front door.

CARL: We didn’t have windows in my day.

Oh, you had windows in your day. Windows have been around for a long time, since the beginnings of architecture. But considering how Tucker is stuck to his bed with his leg sling attached to it, that won’t work. He should consider applying for crutches.

Pan right as they run off gleefully. They turn back when Tucker calls out.

TUCKER: (offscreen) Guys?

Sam turns to Danny.

DANNY: Still, technically, (closes his eyes) not a cry for help.

Danny and Sam run off gleefully.

TUCKER: (offscreen) HELP!

Ugh. Some friends you are. Leaving Tucker alone like that. Dennis only hopes the tables are turned and Tucker has a good time talking to Carl about some historical experiences for some future report.

Iris out.

-End Title Card Screen-

END PART TWO

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